My husband and I were visiting my parents a few years ago, and my Nana happened to be sitting at the counter, knitting away at a blue bobbled thing.
My husband says to her, "Hey - that's neat. What are you knitting?"
She responded with "It's a baby blanket for the next one of you that has a boy."
And as he said "Oh that's nice" and started to walk away, she yelled "Did you HEAR ME?!"
I laughed a good long while at that one. And I still giggle every time I look at this blanket.